Posts Tagged ‘Vampires’

26
Oct

Professor Layton

Posted by Bernadet

Hey everyone! It`s been a while since I wrote  a decent blog post instead of random art spam (though you guys do seem to like the art spam, thank you for that! *hugs*) so I`m going to try writing one now. I just bought the new Professor Layton game for the Nintendo DS saturday since me and my sister have tried downloading it for weeks now yet every single time it said it couldn`t read the data so finally we gave in and just bought it. After all, we`d very much enjoyed the previous game.

I`ve only played for a few minutes so far but I`m already enjoying it again (though I`ve already failed to solve a puzzle..shush). My sister has already for over four hours so I guess that`s a good indication of how awesome it is. What sucks a lot more though is the little amount of hint coins you get in the new game. In the old game you knew there were two hint coins hidden on each screen yet in the new game you can be glad if you find one of five screens. COME ON…WE NEED OUR HINT COINS! Do they think we`re smart or something? Well guess what..I`M NOT! 8D

*g* But the game is still fun, so that`s good *nods* And you get a pet hamster which you have to train because he`s FAT! Now what could be more awesome than that?

Also, I miss true blood…the new season won`t start till like june 2010…I`m not sure if I will survive that long. I might just resort to reading Eric fanfiction *twitch*

Also, I just saw a poster from the Volturi from Twilight and they very much disappoint me. I mean…twilight itself is quite silly but the Volturi had potential for awesomeness. They sounded a lot more like real vampires. Unfortunately, Twilight has managed to make them look gay. Very gay. It took me about three minutes to even figure out that the second girl I saw wasn`t a girl but Caius. Damn you twilight!

Please comment spam my post again, I like it 8D

21
Oct

The New Vampire`s Handbook

Posted by Bernadet

I`m currently reading the New Vampire`s Handbook, which is a book I`d recommend to anyone since it`s made of hilarious. Here`s a short summary:

“Being turned into a vampire is the easy part.
Actually becoming a vampire is far more difficult.

In today’s world of vampire-obsessed pop culture, misinformation abounds. A newly turned vampire who looks to movies and novels for answers to everlasting life’s questions will inevitably be reduced to a smoldering pile of dust. So whom can you, a neophyte immortal, trust to provide reliable information and proven strategies for leading your best and bloodiest existence? The Vampire Miles Proctor, editor of The New Vampire’s Handbook. In this definitive guide, the newly turned will find

• a head-to-toe look at your vampiric body: how to harness your new powers to dispatch mortal enemies, maintain your fangs, and embrace your vampirosexuality
• methods for luring prey, faking your way through meals, approaching other vampires, and creating a four-hundred-year financial plan
• tips on acting your “age,” behaving appropriately if you see a human you knew decades ago, and dealing with epic vampire feuds
• essential advice for blending in with the masses, from finding a coven to avoiding the media (and mirrors) to staying on top of the latest fashion trends
• the joy of scrapbooking”

The book explains everything us new vampire`s need to know, from how to eat to why we compulsively count spilled seeds or grain (we do because the most successful vampires used to count seeds to prevent getting bored and doing stupid things…so now evolution has caused all vampires to be obliged to count seeds when they seem them…obviously).

GO READ IT NOW