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I am utterly heartbroken right now since Mr Baby Koala has not responded to my marriage proposal. I guess he doesn`t want to be my husband after all…and I`d already planned our entire life together. I`d even be willing to move to Australia for him! Or plant a eucalyptus tree in my garden!

Unfortunately though, I shall be without a koala husband for the rest of my life. *sulks* I`ll have to settle with some awesome lotr geek instead…wheeee!!! (Yes, I REFUSE to date anyone who isn`t a geek. HAIL THE GEEKS!)

Also, I want to take this opportunity to tell my sister GOOD LUCK! Since she is currently having a job interview on the other side of the planet. (Well…maybe not exactly the other side of the planet, but it IS three hours away!)

-Bernadet

I was chatting to Lauren and Jacob and Gilly and we talked about Australia which immediately made me think about the most perfect animal on earth… THE KOALABEAR. I`ve been obsessed with the koalabear since I was a wee kid and am currently surrounded by at least five cuddly koala toys. So I have to share this picture of a baby koala with you to make your day!

JUST LOOK AT IT! It`s made of fluffy perfectness. Like a little piece of heaven…I LOVE YOU MR BABY KOALA BEAR, WILL YOU MARRY ME?!!

I shall await the response of the baby koala eagerly. If he accepts you can all be my bridesmaids because I love you! I know you all think I`m insane right now though… but I think it`s common knowledge that I am by now SO I DON`T CARE.

Something I however do not get my head around is why people keep reading this random string of words I call a blog post. But I do appreciate and respect you for it! Thanks for being insane! I will give you another koala picture to thank you.

This also totally reminds me of that FML about the guy who hugged a girl as if he was a koala bear…let me go find it.

FOUND IT!

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, “I’m a koala and you’re my eucalyptus tree!” He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

Isn`t that the most perfect boyfriend you`ve ever seen? I`d go al SQUEEEE if a guy would do that to me and I`d probably instantly fall in love with him…but hey…WHO AM I? Now you know what to do when you go on a date with me, cling to me like a koala and I`m sold!

-Bernadet