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As the title already states, I`m convinced that I am not a human but that I am in fact a tree. Why? you may wonder…

As you all know (most) trees decide to shed their leaves during fall. It`s fall now, so trees are shedding their stuff…unfortunately, so am I. Every fall I seem to lose half of my hair because of mysterious reasons and the awful weather makes my skin go all flaky and fall of as well. I hate it…I don`t want to be a tree! Stop me from being a tree!

I found a nice cream which helps against the dry skin though, but it smells really strongly like coconut so I`ve decided I`m a coconut tree now. A very lovely smelling coconut tree who might shed either hairs or coconuts on you. *cackles*

I`m sitting in front of a huge window at my internship (which is very distracting when you`re trying to work) and it shows me that it is raining. In fact, it has been showing me that for 6,5 hours now. Fall has only just started and I`m already sick of it again. And the daylight saving time is making my internal clock go insane. It never agrees with me on when I should wake up and go to sleep anymore. CURSE YOU FALL!

Hello you guys! I`m back with more of my random ranting…dumdedum. This time I`m wondering why my blog main page loads super fast but all other posts and pages load with a speed lower than a slug`s speed. I`ve tried installing a cache plugin to speed things up but it didn`t really work. And I tried a plugin called phpspeedy but that messed up my scripts. So I don`t know how to speed things up here….if you have any tips please comment!

Please comment anyway, as we`ve been getting way too few comments lately. Where have my faithful plaza comment spammers gone?!

I`m currently at my internship again and I should be working (as always) but I just can`t force myself to do so…the interwebz is calling to me! After my internship I have a evaluation conversation at my work where they`ll discuss how I`ve been working the last six months. They already promised me I`d get another contract for a year yet they still want to have conversations like this. I`m not looking forward to it…I wouldn`t be surprised if all they did was tell you the bad stuff you`ve done the past six months. Managers are evil like that *sighs*

I`m now trying to think of something to talk about but all I want to rant about has something to do with stuff I`ve been going through with a creepy guy on the plaza lately. I`ll bother one of you guys on IM about it later.

I also noticed the traffic to this site seems to be increasing. I`ve been doing some SEO things lately so apparently they seem to be working. I`ve also noticed that though I have deleted all pages from the old kawaiipixel.com they`re still being indexed by google. So I now set a redirect on all those non existent pages to avoid scaring people off with the evil 404 error. Maybe that causes the extra trafic *ponders* Anyway, thank you guys for visiting us. We greatly appreciate it (Though we`d appreciate it even more if you left comments)

I`m currently reading the New Vampire`s Handbook, which is a book I`d recommend to anyone since it`s made of hilarious. Here`s a short summary:

“Being turned into a vampire is the easy part.
Actually becoming a vampire is far more difficult.

In today’s world of vampire-obsessed pop culture, misinformation abounds. A newly turned vampire who looks to movies and novels for answers to everlasting life’s questions will inevitably be reduced to a smoldering pile of dust. So whom can you, a neophyte immortal, trust to provide reliable information and proven strategies for leading your best and bloodiest existence? The Vampire Miles Proctor, editor of The New Vampire’s Handbook. In this definitive guide, the newly turned will find

• a head-to-toe look at your vampiric body: how to harness your new powers to dispatch mortal enemies, maintain your fangs, and embrace your vampirosexuality
• methods for luring prey, faking your way through meals, approaching other vampires, and creating a four-hundred-year financial plan
• tips on acting your “age,” behaving appropriately if you see a human you knew decades ago, and dealing with epic vampire feuds
• essential advice for blending in with the masses, from finding a coven to avoiding the media (and mirrors) to staying on top of the latest fashion trends
• the joy of scrapbooking”

The book explains everything us new vampire`s need to know, from how to eat to why we compulsively count spilled seeds or grain (we do because the most successful vampires used to count seeds to prevent getting bored and doing stupid things…so now evolution has caused all vampires to be obliged to count seeds when they seem them…obviously).

GO READ IT NOW

I have finally managed to upload all the new digital art pieces I have made over the last few weeks. All the ones with the orange/red background on the digital art page are new ones. My personal favourite is the following piece:

I hate to be arrogant about my own stuff but that one makes me go oooooh each time I look at it *grins*

I`m at my internship again right now and I`m supposed to be working but the boss is on a holiday so frankly, I`ve been slacking. I`ve been busy checking my mail, doing random stuff and pm-ing with Lauren for pretty much the entire day. All the work I got done is one paragraph for my internship report and add a few download buttons to the website. *whistles* I`ll try making up for it tomorrow…

I have to pick up the phone today, which is something I seriously despise. I swear I`ve got like a phone-phobia! If those exist I have them!

Also, google analytics gave us the following table:

Nr./Zoekopdracht/Positie

1/fangtasia costume/7

2/striped corset/8

3/kawaii pixel/4

4/small corset/8

5/fangtasia/11

6/site: www.kawaiipixel.com/1

7/xxx elf/10

8/kawaiipixel/1

9/www.kawaiipixel.com/1

10/gay elf costume/4

Which means that we`re number 11 on the sites found for Fangtasia. Which makes us the 11th most awesome site in the world *grins* The fact that we`re the fourth site found when googling gay elf costume….now that, I find a bit disturbing….

It`s me again, the boring big sister…. I`m stuck at work again, another night shift… And it`s booooring….

This place is a big park filled with drunks and homeless people, no offense, and thei`re all sleeping sound. Which, I know, is really pretty good, but still, i`m boooored….

Just wanted to let you know, i`m reeeeaaallllyyy boooooored!

XXX Alinda