There are 3 blonde men on an island. They are not sure how to get home. A fairy appears and offers to grant each of them a wish. The first man asks for intelligence. The fairy turns him into a brown haired man and he builds a raft and sails off the island. The second man asks for more intelligence. The fairy turns him in a black-haired man and he swims off the island. The third man surveys the situation. He sees no other way off the island. He asks the fairy if she would make him more intelligent than the other two put together. The fairy rolls her eyes, turns him into a woman, and he walks across the bridge.
15
Sep
15
Sep
BWAHAHA, they`re doing construction work next to my office building…and my window and has got a perfect view, and they have just managed to set something on fire…how amusing…I want marshmallows now…
-Bernadet
15
Sep
Hey everyone ^^
Just wanted to tell you that I completely agree with everything my sis said about the last True Blood episode, it was pure horror. The show used to be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious but I`ve been VERY annoyed by how they`ve decided to just ignore the books altogether the last few weeks. I mean…seriously, maryann hardly was an issue in the books, and her name wasn`t even maryann there. AND SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DESTROYED BY ERIC PRETENDING TO BE GAY IN PINK SPANDEX. now who wouldn`t want to see that? 
I`m at work now, and I just got official permission to take monday morning off for my practical exam to get my drivers license. BUT..yes…there`s always a but, only if I pass and bring cake! OH NOES, does that mean I`ll fail my internship if I don`t pass…MUST PASS! MUST PASS! MUST PASS!
Wish me luck
-Bernadet
14
Sep
!WARNING, POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD!
I need to vent!
I mean seriously, sookie marrying bill? That is SO wrong.
Sookie should have been saved bij Eric in spandex, but instead we get an episode with 1 minute of Eric and Bill proposing to Sookie!!! I AM SO FRUSTRATED!
It was bad enough that they changed so much of the story, with the award of most annoying going to MaryAnn, but this is pure and utter TRAGEDY, owh, and bullshit.
I`m going to say it one more time, WE WANT ERIC!
However, sister and I did cheer up at the end, when we discussed our theories about the abductionthingie… To save our hope and souls, we decided it had to have been Lorena, who will keep him hidden, Sookie will find him, kill Lorena en find out about Bill`s betrayal. Then she will live a happily ever after WITH ERIC! seriously!
According to the bus, seasons greetings to y`all!
Alinda
12
Sep
Our ‘borrowed’ cat was just happily walking on the window-sil when I suddenly heard a crash before hearing the saddest kitty sound I`ve ever heard! He`d fallen off, poor kitty. Luckily he didn`t seem to be hurt, though he`s still making sad noises *awwws*
He`s now hiding beneath the table, I want to cuddle him but he won`t let me! *pouts* *long-distance-cuddle-to-kitty*
TOMORROWNEWTRUEBLOODOMGSEASONFINALEMAYBEMARYANNWILL
FINALLYDIEIMSOSICKANDTIREDOFTHATBIATCH
-Bernadet
