I was chatting to Lauren and Jacob and Gilly and we talked about Australia which immediately made me think about the most perfect animal on earth… THE KOALABEAR. I`ve been obsessed with the koalabear since I was a wee kid and am currently surrounded by at least five cuddly koala toys. So I have to share this picture of a baby koala with you to make your day! 
JUST LOOK AT IT! It`s made of fluffy perfectness. Like a little piece of heaven…I LOVE YOU MR BABY KOALA BEAR, WILL YOU MARRY ME?!!
I shall await the response of the baby koala eagerly. If he accepts you can all be my bridesmaids because I love you! I know you all think I`m insane right now though… but I think it`s common knowledge that I am by now SO I DON`T CARE.
Something I however do not get my head around is why people keep reading this random string of words I call a blog post. But I do appreciate and respect you for it! Thanks for being insane! I will give you another koala picture to thank you. 
This also totally reminds me of that FML about the guy who hugged a girl as if he was a koala bear…let me go find it.
FOUND IT!
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, “I’m a koala and you’re my eucalyptus tree!” He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
Isn`t that the most perfect boyfriend you`ve ever seen? I`d go al SQUEEEE if a guy would do that to me and I`d probably instantly fall in love with him…but hey…WHO AM I? Now you know what to do when you go on a date with me, cling to me like a koala and I`m sold! 
-Bernadet
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Hey everyone! Remember the corset I showed you? OFCOURSE YOU DO I SHOWED IT TO YOU A DAY AGO!!! Err..yes, well that pretty dark red underbust velvet corset which I wanted to order no longer has the wanted to order status but the have ordered status. WHOOOO…
It`ll be delivered to me within 4-8 days (or so the site says, I`m not buying it though…it`ll probably take at least three weeks) so I`ll be able to show how it looks for real in a few weeks. YAY
Also, as you might have noticed some things have changed about the site. My twitter, which I never use but who cares, now gets updated whenever I add a new post. Some ads have been added to see if we can make some money out of this random blog, if not I`ll delete them again. Clicking the authors name will now lead to a profile page of the author too, pretty useless but I was bored so yeah…
Anyway, I`m thinking of making my own layout. Because of my lack of spare time I took a pre-made layout for this one but it annoys me every day that I didn`t make it myself, so I`m considering to sacrifice the bits of spare time that I have to make my own…but I`m not sure what the layout should look like yet. Obviously, it should be random and colourful though…
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Hey everyone! Here`s yet another blog from me…are you guys getting tired of me yet? I`m planning on making this blog really long since I usually fail at doing so. Why I fail? You might wonder…well, it`s because I write 90% of my blogs secretly at my internship when I hope no one is watching. After all, I work 40 hours a week here and don`t get a single cent paid for it because it`s an internship and not an actual job. Now they expect me to work my butt off for nothing? No way…but still, I want to pass my internship so I do all of my secret stuff secretly…LIKE A NINJA! (Those random caps moments are why people call me spastically random I guess)
But now my boss is out of town, helping some customer in Haarlem. As you people probably already knew (since I suck at keeping private info private and you guys rock at stalking me) I live in Groningen, which is at least 2 hours away from Haarlem…maybe more. He has to help the customer till 2pm so he won`t be back till 4. NOW CHEER WITH ME!
So now I can write a blog which is actually longer than two paragraphs…actually, it already is longer. I ROCK! WHOOOOOOO! So…what have I been up to lately?
I have mainly been spending time at my internship and have spend most of my spare time afterwards on the plaza. I`m getting pretty tired of all the arrogant admins on the plaza but I won`t talk too much about it here since they don`t take criticism well at all, though they say they do…they really don`t.
Ghost Girl Book
I`ve also been reading a lot. I finished a book called ghostgirl a while ago which was about -you guessed it- a girl who dies (choking on a gummy bear) and becomes a ghost. She still has some unresolved issues so she can`t go to heaven yet and is stuck at a high school for ghost. The book was a children`s book so not quite a literary masterpiece but it was good enough to keep me amused during the bus ride back home from my internship. I`m now reading a Douglas Adams book from the detective series, which is just as random as I am…I love it. To pretend like I`m working I`ll even write some code about it:
$book = content of book Bernadet is reading;
$mood = Bernadet`s mood;
if ($book == random) {
$mood = happy;
}
else {
$mood = not so happy unless it`s an awesome fantasy book or historical fiction;
}
THERE…I worked! Now ain`t I made of awesome? I think I have already succeeded in making this the longest blog I have written so far but I plan on making it longer than Alinda`s blog during her nightshift so I think I have a bit more to go. Wait a minute…I`ll go check how long her blog was.
I`m actually quite close already, I think I`ve nearly beaten her! WHOOO! I`m going to latch on to her favourite subject now, costumes for the Elf Fantasy Fair 2010 (and the Gothic and Fantasy beurs 2009). I am planning on buying the following corset:
Velvet Underbust Corset
But I have to wait for my sister to have the money to buy the black and white one so we can order together and split the shipping costs. The corset is pretty simple but I love it since it`s velvet which you don`t see a lot on costumes. There are a LOT of other nice corsets on the site where I found this one though, and all very cheap…so I might buy more later. I hope sister will let me borrow the black and white one once in a while since I`m completely in love with that one too.
I asked some friends if they liked the corset and they said it was hot…so I guess that`s good There`s a pink one which I adore too, but pink is so hard to combine with other fantasy clothes. I mean, it`s not exactly a fantasy colour now is it? So…actually I don`t have the slightest clue what I`ll be wearing to the EFF 2010 but I know this corset will be involved somehow! I`ll keep you guys updated. Also, did you notice how much better I am at inserting pictures than my sister? Mine are nicely aligned and even have a caption…TAKE THAT SIS!
Love,
Bernadet
PS: I only wasted an hour of my day writing this so you might get another blog later on
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Seriously, I know I`m very lovable but does that have to mean you have to stalk me? I`ve had persons stalking me on msn and on my profile pages, always posting random things to me about how awesome I was and how much they missed me. Though I agree that this is very flattering all I can think when I see it is: WTF ARE YOU?!
Seriously, next time you decide to stalk me at least mention how I`m supposed to know you please
Also, someone dared hacking into my hotmail account and posting my password online…why would someone do that?! At least my awesome sister was sweet enough to mention it to me so I could quickly change my password to something else. Hacking is another thing people like to target me for, my hotmail has been hacked, my paypal has been hacked (and they stole 300 euros while they were at it) and my account on the old kawaiipixel.com has once been hacked (after which they impersonated me on other sites – saying foul words – and got everyone to hate me since no one believed it wasn`t actually me)…HARSH TIMES MY DEARIES!
SO FFS STOP STALKING OR HACKING ME!
Also, Jacob and Lauren think I`m spastically random…AM I? AM I? AM I? AM I? AM I?
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Today I realised I have about a month to come up with a costume for the gothic and fantasy convention at Rijswijk… Oh nooeees… Luckily, I found a couple of brilliant webshops and I managed to create another pearl. I`m completely in love with it, so I hope my paycheck will be big enough this wednesday!!
It need an underskirt ofcourse, but my closet is packed, so i`m sure ill be able to make something up…
My Anne Boleyn necklace would look so cool with this!
What do you think?
XXX Alinda
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