I`m a tree, I`m sure I am!

As the title already states, I`m convinced that I am not a human but that I am in fact a tree. Why? you may wonder…

As you all know (most) trees decide to shed their leaves during fall. It`s fall now, so trees are shedding their stuff…unfortunately, so am I. Every fall I seem to lose half of my hair because of mysterious reasons and the awful weather makes my skin go all flaky and fall of as well. I hate it…I don`t want to be a tree! Stop me from being a tree!

I found a nice cream which helps against the dry skin though, but it smells really strongly like coconut so I`ve decided I`m a coconut tree now. A very lovely smelling coconut tree who might shed either hairs or coconuts on you. *cackles*

I`m sitting in front of a huge window at my internship (which is very distracting when you`re trying to work) and it shows me that it is raining. In fact, it has been showing me that for 6,5 hours now. Fall has only just started and I`m already sick of it again. And the daylight saving time is making my internal clock go insane. It never agrees with me on when I should wake up and go to sleep anymore. CURSE YOU FALL!

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