A LOL for you! 15.09.
There are 3 blonde men on an island. They are not sure how to get home. A fairy appears and offers to grant each of them a wish. The first man asks for intelligence. The fairy turns him into a brown haired man and he builds a raft and sails off the island. The second man asks for more intelligence. The fairy turns him in a black-haired man and he swims off the island. The third man surveys the situation. He sees no other way off the island. He asks the fairy if she would make him more intelligent than the other two put together. The fairy rolls her eyes, turns him into a woman, and he walks across the bridge.