Kawaiipixel

Hi everyone!

I`m completely stressing out because I got a call yesterday that my practical driving exam has been rescheduled to a much more suckish time..now I`ll have to drive when all the annoying kids on annoying bicycles doing annoying stuff are around. OH NOES! Please don`t let me kill anyone…I`m sure I`ll fail my exam if I do manage to kill someone. I`ll probably fail anyway since I suck at driving and am still scared to do so, but I`m going to try it anyway. Besides, if I make it mum will get me all discovery channels for digital television…so I`ll never be bored again! (yes..I`m a discovery addict…yay for documentaries!)

Also, if I pass I get to eat cake…which is good. And the friday after I`ll get cake again since it`ll be my birthday…WHOOOOOO Do you know what`s kinda freaky…you know how I`m addicted to lotrplaza.com right? Well, four of my friends share the same birthday there…FOUR…is that weird or what? We`ll have a biiiiiiiig parrrteeeehhhh.

I miss sister…and I miss kitteh…I want a sis-kitteh-hug…NOW *sulks*

Also, I told you before how distracting the IKEA is. Well, IT DISTRACTED ME AGAIN and got me to fall in love with a nice closet, since mine is fugly. I`ll be taking a look with my dad tonight so I might be having a new closet soon! WHOOOOOO

Hello hardworking sister of mine!

I just wanted to let you know i lurv you! Do you want to know how much?

I really did not feel like working out  tonight, but then I realised you`ll be there and we always have so much fun together! And now i really feel like going! You`re a miracle worker!

(I think this counts as spam, right?)

XXX Alinda

Our super awesome site has only been around for a few days and we`ve already got 8 spammers..WHY US! Luckily, wordpress has a pretty awesome spam blocker so each and every one of them got blocked..whoo!

Anyway, nearly time to go home..I`M HUNGRYYYYY…hear my belly roar! ~*roars*~

Maybe I`ll stop by the IKEA to get a cheap-ass hotdog on my way home, not sure if I have enough time to do so though. Well, I definitely have enough time to get the hotdog but do you know just how distracting the IKEA is? You always see other fun stuff and BOOM you`ve missed your bus. (the same bus which wishes you season`s greetings in September)…seriously, it`s made of EVIL *glares at IKEA*

6 more minutes…*sings* I`M COMING HOOOOOOOMEEEEE tududududu I`M COMING HOOOHOOOOOMEEEE

-Bernadet

There are 3 blonde men on an island. They are not sure how to get home. A fairy appears and offers to grant each of them a wish. The first man asks for intelligence. The fairy turns him into a brown haired man and he builds a raft and sails off the island. The second man asks for more intelligence. The fairy turns him in a black-haired man and he swims off the island. The third man surveys the situation. He sees no other way off the island. He asks the fairy if she would make him more intelligent than the other two put together. The fairy rolls her eyes, turns him into a woman, and he walks across the bridge.

BWAHAHA, they`re doing construction work next to my office building…and my window and has got a perfect view, and they have just managed to set something on fire…how amusing…I want marshmallows now…

-Bernadet